The Very Frisky Masseuse by Kelley’s Break Room
A trip to get a Chinese “foot” massage with friends turned into a hilarious scene straight out of a Seinfeld episode. If you have ever wondered whether or not to receive one yourself, maybe you should read about this crazy experience first! Seriously, if percentages were placed around the amount of time each body part got massaged, the feet would have gotten 5%. This funny post details just what got massaged in a way that makes you wonder if she will make it out of the place in one piece!
Kelley Nettles is the creator of “Kelley’s Break Room”, a humor blog meant for everyone: mothers, fathers, single women, single men, teenagers, the elderly with good eyesight, highly developed infants and your neighbor on the left. Her work has been featured in The Huffington Post and she was previously a Bravo-sponsored blogger. She has been a NickMom contributor since 2011 and is a co-author on the popular book, I Just Want To Pee Alone. In 1999, she married her college flame and has two sons born in 2004 and 2008 that wrestle, roar and jump from objects every single chance they get. If you call and she doesn’t answer, she is cooing over pictures of baby sloths.
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