If you can’t stand the heat, get into the bedroom by Ninja Mom
~:: Ninja Mom ::~
I know what you’re thinking. “You had a dream about the sexiest man alive, Alton Brown of the Food Network’s Iron Chef America and, formerly, Good Eats, and it didn’t involve getting naked and rubbing each other down with lard?” And I say, “No, silly. That’s the dream with Paula Deen.”
My dream was even better. It involved being fed, from the man’s own hand, amazing food and watching the llamas chill on his veranda.
This post isn’t about llamas. It’s about sex.
ABOUT NICOLE: Nicole Leigh Shaw consistently wonders, “Why did I come into this room?” Once upon a time she was a mostly serious news journalist, an accidental magazine columnist, and a mediocre editor. Now she funnels an enthusiasm for meeting minimum requirements into her blog, Ninja Mom, and finding pairs of socks for her kids that kind of match. With four kids under age eight (two are twins), she can say with confidence that she’s finally gotten the hang of this birth control thing: Facebook. Because one cannot procreate and update statuses at the same time. Like her Facebook page and follow her on her back-up birth control, Twitter.
CONTINUE READING IN THE BEDROOM