Ten Photos: Not Exactly What I Was Looking For
I love searching for photos online. Let me rephrase that: I live for searching for photos online. Okay, that may be a little strong.
What’s not to love? Really – you can find the whole of humanity within a Google images search. Pics of animals, celebrities, gorgeous landscapes, homes, even a skin rash to match the one you are currently sporting on your inner thigh.
The best thing that happens while searching for photos online is the happy accident that results when the photo you find doesn’t exactly match up with the category typed into the search box. Or DOES it? Check these examples out and see for yourself.
Search term #1: Mom washing dishes
Technically, this one is accurate. They are doing dishes. In their minds. What, you can’t see it?
Search term #2: Children going to school
Pretty sure that if this what my kids saw in school, we’d be homeschooling.
Search term #3: Good-looking man
I don’t even know what to say about this.
Is the photographer a good looking man? Is he hiding? Is this some sort of Where’s Waldo scenario?
Search term #4: Good-looking woman
This is one of those “eye of the beholder” things, I think.
Search term #5: Middle-Age Woman
“Let’s see… do I go for white wine hangover, or red wine hangover?”
Search term #6: People opening gifts
As an art form, graffiti can be quite beautiful. Hard to give as a gift, though. WAKE UP, THOMAS!
Search term #7: Dancing in the rain
Huh. No rain in this pic, but isn’t that funny – this is exactly how I look when I dance.
With my shirt off and everything WHAT?!
Search term #8: I like candy
I don’t like candy as much as this guy likes fish.
Oh, who am I kidding? I totally do.
Search term #9: People having fun at a party
Remind me never to accept a party invitation from these nerds.
Ha ha ha, totally joking.
My friends and I have been known to throw raging vegetable parties just like this one.
Search term #10: Exercise classes
Man, am I glad I quit the gym.
What other search terms should I peruse?
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This post was written by Andrea Mowery exclusively for BonBon Break Media, LLC.