Best $60 I’ve Ever Spent! by Cloudy, with a Chance of Wine
~:: Cloudy, with a Chance of Wine ::~
When I joined a gym 2 months ago and pledged to drag my ass out of bed at the ungodly hour of 5:30 am at least 4 times a week, I was convinced I’d be sporting abs like The Situation by the Summer.
I was so very, very wrong in that assumption.
Sadly, the only thing I’ve gained from the gym, besides an insatiable appetite and an inability to stay awake past 10:30 pm, is 5 extra pounds.
5 extra pounds.
How does that even happen, anyway?
The good news is, I’m a think-outside-the-box kind of gal, and I was finally able to prove to my husband, myself, and the rest of the world that my scale is, in fact, a big, fat liar.
Click to find out what my secret is . . .
ABOUT DANI: Dani Ryan is the mom of one beautiful girl who has already developed a love for iPhones and Coach purses. About 3 years ago, she traded in her business suits and nylons for yoga pants and stained tee-shirts. She now spends her days reading Sandra Boynton books and wiping food off the kitchen floor, and has a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. In her free time, she writes about parenting and general nothingness on her humor blog, Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine. She’s can also be found on Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest.
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