How to Get Your Wife to Have Sex with You

Meraki Lane
They say a man thinks about sex every SEVEN seconds, while women with kids think about sex once every . . . year. Seems like a horrible injustice, doesn’t it?¬†Well listen up, fellas. It’s not rocket science. We’re really not that complicated. We don’t need materialistic things like flowers, perfume, or chocolate to get in the mood.
Okay, maybe we need chocolate. 
What we need is for you to pitch in around the house once in a while. No, I’m not kidding. It’s really that easy. Give it a go, why don’t you? Do the dishes, take out the garbage, or (god forbid) plug in the vacuum once in a while and see how quickly your beloved rushes off to slip into something “a little more comfortable”.
You’re welcome.

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