Don’t Vajazzle Your Vajiggle Jaggle and 20 Other Things I Wish I Knew When I Was 20

~:: Toulouse & Tonic ::~

Quick! What’s the first thing you wanna do when you see someone living a messy life? Ask them for advice, right? Nope, me neither. But today, I’m giving it to you anyway. From boobs to brazilians, sexting, Cosmo and confidence, I present the sum total of my messy life experience: Don’t Vajazzle Your Vajiggle Jaggle and 20 Other Things I wish I knew when I was 20.a

ABOUT TOULOUSE: Toulouse is a SAHM of 2 stinky boys who works hard to increase her mothering skills by stalking other mothers on facebook, tweeting funny bon mots on twitter, pinning hilarious sayings about drinking wine onto her pinterest page, and exercising her family’s sense of humor by writing about them at www.toulouseandtonic.com.  While her methods are unorthodox, she is succeeding at making her kids hate her one post at a time.

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