The Truth about Treats by Suburban Haiku

BonBon Break

The Truth about Treats by Suburban Haiku

Photo courtesy of Flour Arrangements

As footsteps approach
instinct clenches both my fists
on my Milanos.


Aunt Flo is coming
and we don’t have chocolate cake?
WE NEED CHOCOLATE CAKE!

To maintain my weight
I don’t eat Girl Scout Cookies
in front of thin moms.

This cookie scooper
creates such perfectly shaped
raw dough sneaky snacks.

Hubs is late tonight.
I’m starting to get worried.
Who’ll dish my ice cream?

Peyton Price aviABOUT PEYTON: Suburban Haiku is the story of your life, in 17-syllable snippets. It’s the brainchild of Peyton Price, who lives in suburbia (of course) with her long-commuting husband (of course) and two above-average children (of course). You can find Suburban Haiku on the blog, and Amazon (of course).

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