If you stop trying to touch my boobs, I’ll give you a cookie. by Ice Scream Mama

BonBon Break

If you stop trying to touch my boobs, I’ll give you a cookie.

~:: Ice Scream Mama ::~

touchySome boys love candy, others are fascinated with video games, but my boy’s passion is a bit more ‘mature’ than most 5 year-olds. He just loves my boobs. Yep. My boobs. No matter what I do, his chunky little paws are constantly trying to cop a feel. It’s still (sort of) cute, but I’m beginning to worry that child services will soon be ringing my bell. What’s a mom to do?


ABOUT ALISA:  I am a SAHM of three delicious boys who I eat up day and night, except when they’ve gone a little sour, then they give me a bit of a stomach ache. Anyway, I love writing, I love reading. I love being active – running, biking, having a catch, whatever. My favorite treat is ice cream. Sometimes I have it twice a day. I decided I deserve it. You do too.
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CONTINUE READING IN THE FAMILY ROOM