Fifty Shades of Almost Forty by The Nomad Mom Diary
“Well, well, well, look who’s getting old?”
The gray hair on my chin is mocking me. I try to pluck it and miss. It cackles. This is one of the fifty shades of almost forty. With the big day looming off in the not too distant future, I am coming to realize that forty does not look like what I thought it would. It looks worse.
ABOUT LYNN: Lynn Morrison is a smart-ass American raising two prim princesses with her obnoxiously skinny Italian husband in Oxford, England. Born and raised in the Deep American South, Lynn avoided becoming mired in the Mississippi mud by escaping to go to college in California. Had she known that the move would eventually lead to marriage to a nerdy Italian, she might have chosen a mud mask instead. As the Nomad Mom, Lynn exposes the truth about what it’s like to be married to an uber-brainiac and the mother to multilingual children. The truth is, her days are pretty much like everyone else’s, just with more pronunciations of the word “water.” In addition to her own blog, Lynn is an editor for BLUNTmoms and contributes to the Huffington Post and the Humorwriters.org. as well as the latest release on Amazon, I Just Want To Be Alone.
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