Fall Fashion for the Modern Mom! by Science of Parenthood
How to wear fall’s hottest trends: Capes, Go-go boots, long gloves, notice-me red and over-the-top faux fur!
Hot of the presses, New York magazine covered these five top trends for fall in their latest fashion issue. We show moms how to wear them all!
Let’s start with what is undeniably the fall’s hottest fashion trend: CAPES!! Lush, vast, flowing swaths of fabric, that just BEG to be dragged through the closest sippy cup spill. Good luck changing a diaper in the backseat of your car wearing one of these. But who cares!?! You look AMAAAAAAZING.
Here’s something we haven’t seen in AAAAAGES! Hello, Gorgeous! Really, long gloves make perfect sense for moms on the go. That is a LOT of length you can wipe under a runny nose. Three kids under five? With raging sinus infections? Pfffffffft. Please. You got this, baby!
Go Go Boots
If you thought ridonk stiletto boots were going anywhere, THINK AGAIN! Who was made for walking?? YOU in these H.O.T. go-go boots! I know you’ll agree these are on every mom’s must have list for fall. Skip your workout, nothing engages the core like precariously tip-toe chasing a toddler at high speed around a wood-chip covered playscape.
While we are accessorizing, grab those over-sized, white-framed GORG sunglasses from this summer, those are still on-trend! BONUS: These big boys hide all manner of dark under-eye circles. Yes, PLEASE!
The next fashionable mom must-have is FAUX FUR and LOOOOADS of it. It should in no way look real. It should be thick, chunky and color-saturated, which brings me to …
The color du jour: Notice-me red! O.M.G. this whole ensemble, head to toe, in bright, eye-catching, traffic-stopping, flaming hot, RED. EV. RY. WHERE.
You look FIERCE!
You look …
My gawd! You look like …
Well, you’ll be super popular with the under-four set. And maybe you’ll score a few birthday party gigs!
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ABOUT NORINE & JESSICA: Science of Parenthood was created by writer Norine Dworkin-McDaniel and illustrator/web developer Jessica Ziegler.
Once upon a time, Norine met Jessica at one of those “it stays in Vegas” holiday parties — which actually sounds a lot more salacious than it actually was. A little while later, Jessica had a kid. Then Norine had a kid. Then Norine began developing a series of science-y/parent-y ain’t-that-the-truth-isms. Then Jessica came in and scribbled all over them. And Science of Parenthood was born. Norine and Jessica are not Nobel Prize-winning scientists … though they play them on the blog. Fortunately, Norine and Jessica are both married to their own adorable geeks, who explain all this science-y stuff to them at those times when recalling the laws of thermodynamics on three hours of sleep is simply too tall an order.